Today's quote of the day

From one of our beloved customers -

Why do I need to (follow procedure to get replacement copy and reinstall software)? I have already done all that. Are you guys trying to punish me because your software didn't work properly.

Lets do a multiple choice 'MAD Magazine's snappy answers to stupid questions.' It writes itself.

a) No, but damn, I really wish I could.

b) Letting you live is punishment enough.

c) The correct question is why are you punishing me.

d) You better believe it, worm. You can't have your software until Mistress says you can.