Long stretches of boredom, punctuated by moments of stark terror.
…Salescritters playing barista at 9:00am, coffee machine peak time.
You don’t need your cappuccino perfectly frothed, okay? I know you and your five cubemates in the queue behind you don’t need to do any actual work, but some of us do.
3 degrees!
Plz can it be wwdc time now?